Below are some examples typical of those slooders that chat to
one another on the internet.
| 12/03/2011 |
Fran |
Roses are red, apples are sour, I'll spread my legs, and you can show me your power |
| 28/07/2011 |
jackstevens |
I remember back in 2000, I msgd a random girl out of the 100 or so on at the time on mirc. "What's your number?" She replied with her actual number. Just goes to show how shit technology has come haha |
| 12/03/2011 |
HisRoyalBadness |
I find it amusing just how many guys seriously think that by offering up $100, Vamperella will be enticed to take her clothes off and hop into bed. I mean, what are they thinking? Usually a Maccas Cheeseburger and Rum and Coke will do it. |
| 02/12/2010 |
CocksuckingStud |
I want to tit f**k a balloon boobed bitch with her mouth open, hungry for a huge cumload |
| 18/11/2010 |
picard |
money makes all things look sexy |
| 13/09/2010 |
mission |
anyone here currently cheating on their gf/bf/wife? |
| 09/08/2010 |
Nicron |
i'm adopted, i live in constant fear of accidentally f*cking a relative |
| 04/08/2010 |
PandasDontDrive |
prostitutes = other mens wives |
| 20/06/2010 |
Sausages |
when I see a married woman, I think "how many dicks did she have in her before she tied the knot" |
| 20/05/2010 |
katatonic_kate |
i love the cock too much to lick the moot |
| 05/05/2010 |
Pieter |
Mum always tells me off for calling my ex's sluts and bitches and shit like that on Facebook |
| 04/04/2010 |
KarlPilkington |
alch3my, you act like a retard, so I suspected you were an emo |
| 04/04/2010 |
sandraa |
Sex is natural, sex is fun, sex is best when it's one on one |
| 28/03/2010 |
Sgt-Splode |
sluts everywhere...mummy-sluts, athletic-sluts, corporate-sluts keeping fit to suck multitudes of cock at the office each day |
| 25/03/2010 |
bremmer |
Emos look great giving head |
| 13/03/2010 |
staffy |
any bitches under 70kg care to chat to a nice polite young gentleman? |
| 02/03/2010 |
tr1p1ea |
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind |
| 06/02/2010 |
PrettyBigCook |
a friend is something you have on Facebook |
| 24/01/2010 |
ASIO |
fatties r so emotional, kinda like EMO's |
| 08/01/2010 |
Jaymon |
you are a liar for stating you are not a liar |
| 06/01/2010 |
Charlotte |
LOL @ all the bogans in their Commodores...my Dad just bought me a new Audi and its awesome...get a real car, you uncultured bums |
| 31/12/2009 |
PandasDontDrive |
i'm planning to stab someone later with my dick |
| 22/12/2009 |
JingleBalls |
eat pussy, thats fat-free |
| 22/12/2009 |
qeghfscbswrw |
leg amputation isnt really considered weight loss |
| 20/12/2009 |
Blergh |
i started ircing when it was socially acceptable to get a blowjob in cargo shorts |
| 20/12/2009 |
Blergh |
why is it that girls enjoy being called sluts and whores when you're f*cking them? |
| 16/12/2009 |
ThinkPink |
some jizz a day keeps the pimples away |
| 29/11/2009 |
Nicron |
i'm wetter than a porn star after bukkake night |
| 28/11/2009 |
QuestionMark |
girls love to knee guys in the balls cause the truth is they just want to touch the goodies |
| 13/11/2009 |
SilkySara |
All X-Box owners live with their parents and masturbate with their mums panties |
| 13/11/2009 |
Kyle |
IRC is just like any other place to pick up from...if you pick up from a dodgy club or Austnet, you'll get STDs, if you pick up from #Melbourne on oz.org you'll get goths, weirdos and freaks |
| 08/11/2009 |
WiLd_TuRkeY |
i want to learn to read and write english |
| 06/11/2009 |
Pieter |
IRC bitches are my thing |
| 29/10/2009 |
chelle |
i only come here to get laid |
| 29/10/2009 |
ZZ |
asians have the tightest vaginas in the world |
| 15/10/2009 |
Pieter |
I've had enuff of senseless nights of bonking females and there being no chance of us going anywhere |
| 15/09/2009 |
Sifu_Chen |
yes, i am lactating through my hairy man nipples |
| 5/09/2009 |
pervert |
drugs are the breakfast of champions |
| 18/08/2009 |
Netz |
I go to KFC to maintain my healthy weight |
| 01/08/2009 |
Tim |
it's easier to get sex on irc than in a club |
| 30/07/2009 |
BoJangles |
Show me a woman that hasn't dreamed about burying her face into her best friend's vagina, and I'll show you the unshowable |
| 30/07/2009 |
red`fever |
i just realised pornography has been around since the first caveman drew a pair of tits |
| 21/07/2009 |
Sgt-Splode |
I need a woman to come over here and help me work on my penis, like a science project |
| 05/07/2009 |
Raditz |
I inspected Springvale's pet superstore and they have no cats, so I'd have to go to a deli or something |
| 02/07/2009 |
xarcos |
What kind of lonely outcast do you have to be to use an internet program to keep you in touch with your friends? |
| 25/06/2009 |
Angryman |
You need a gf that will treat you like a greek god and feed you while you type on irc |
| 21/06/2009 |
ThinkPink |
I could pick my teeth with that toothpick u call a dick |
| 21/06/2009 |
Skirmish |
I respect a woman who at least demands payment for her services and doesn't hand them out like freebies down the soccer oval on a friday night in exchange for a vodka cruiser |
| 17/06/2009 |
anthonym |
it's harder than my penis when my Mrs is walking around in her short skirt |
| 08/06/2009 |
vegemite |
I want all of the women on this channel to take off all of their clothes immediately! |
| 05/06/2009 |
JaykE |
only boring people get bored |
| 27/04/2009 |
Lucinda |
Why are men such jerks; can someone tell me please???? |
| 07/04/2009 |
cherrywilliams |
i'm not gay but i like to get f*cked up the ass |
| 07/04/2009 |
DrZeus |
there is more competitive bitching in here than any reality TV show |
| 09/03/2009 |
SeZz |
hot-guy-melb translates to fat-nerd-melb |
| 06/03/2009 |
anonymity |
Once again you hand your IP address out like a whore hands her arse out |
| 17/02/2009 |
Easter_Bunny |
Any sexy ladies wanna chat with Da Easter Bunny, I want to go searching for chocolate in between some sexy ladies hot crossed buns, message me to chat |
| 17/02/2009 |
River |
bloody premature tabulation |
| 15/02/2009 |
ATM |
I wonder how long you should be in a relationship before you pop the big question..."can i stick it up your bum love?" |
| 03/02/2009 |
Sylar |
you bring out the penis in me |
| 24/01/2009 |
SloodBadger |
brb, washing my balls |
| 16/01/2009 |
mgi |
is this where all the hot chicks hang out of a friday evening? |
| 16/01/2009 |
jib |
you don't show off to linux people by using windows |
| 14/01/2009 |
Death_Dealer |
people are like poisonus scorpions here |
| 11/01/2009 |
SloodBadger |
I got Sonia confused with Chelle, I had mentally filed both of them under "hot upmarket intelligent pieces of arse"
|
| 09/01/2009 |
pinkhottie |
any non losers in here?
|
| 31/12/2008 |
Chelle |
i have no wang, its hidden under my fat
|
| 27/12/2008 |
Bob40m |
irc chicks are horny, their cock lust is without comparison |
| 20/12/2008 |
unit69 |
i love pussy soaked in Bundy rum |
| 11/12/2008 |
DouglasPAwesome |
I'm not gay! I just like dicks...stop judging me |
| 09/12/2008 |
BoJangles |
The main object of sex is to get me blown, anything else is superfluous |
| 06/12/2008 |
VoidBoi |
I use a unix-based O/S, so I get laid as often as I reboot my computer |
| 30/11/2008 |
RomperStomper |
sandraa, have you ever tasted the juices of another woman? |
| 30/11/2008 |
wOrMs |
Jennifer, do u suck cock for rock? |
| 28/11/2008 |
Chellle |
all my clothes fit no matter how fat i am |
| 21/11/2008 |
Xevious |
girls in real life just aren't the same as the ones on the internet |
| 21/11/2008 |
Honda_ChicK |
i dont come on here unless i am pissed |
| 15/11/2008 |
FakeID |
fat chicks don't have big titties.. those titties are just hangers and nobody likes hangers |
| 07/11/2008 |
hell-0 |
this channel is full of retarded fodder for blood and bone |
| 05/11/2008 |
silencio |
ppl develop "intimate" relationships too easily on here |
| 30/10/2008 |
captain_picard |
u look good with cum on your chin |
| 22/10/2008 |
Pieter |
do any fat people here watch their flab wobble on their arms while they are playing with themselves really fast? |
| 12/10/2008 |
BoJangles |
When you get older, you actually want your partner to root your mates |
| 12/10/2008 |
BillyX |
if i wanted to spend 2 hours talking to somebody in the hope of a root, i'd call somebody else |
| 11/10/2008 |
FakeID |
I don't see how sex is hard work for chicks.. all they do is lay on their back |
| 04/10/2008 |
muffinguy |
hello, any fat chics |
| 10/08/2008 |
DRu_naSTY |
no pic = ugly chick |
| 27/09/2008 |
SilkySara |
the only half decent looking women in melbourne shave their facial hair daily |
| 23/09/2008 |
AussieBabe |
in the gay theater the seats have inbuilt dildos for that extra theatre experience |
| 22/09/2008 |
doctor |
normally only annoying large fat girls befriend gay guys from what i've seen |
| 20/09/2008 |
IthinkNot |
Pieter, are you getting an erection every time the wind changes direction? |
| 20/09/2008 |
HeWhoWas |
Everyone knows restraining orders are just another way to say "I love you" |
| 05/09/2008 |
asthaustboy |
any bald girls ? |
| 01/09/2008 |
Death_Dealer |
Raindrops taste like tears without the pain |
| 22/08/2008 |
JaykE_ |
i think the girls here are at the height of their menstral cycle |
| 22/08/2008 |
Gay_Guy |
im really gay |
| 16/08/2008 |
heather82 |
my pleasure devices are best found by someone of the opposite sex |
| 10/08/2008 |
Sheridyn |
with so much porno on the internet why do guys come on here to ask me how big my boobs are and if I like anal sex? |
| 10/08/2008 |
VeilSide |
I wanted to take some pictures of my genitals, but I couldn't find a wide angle lens |
| 09/08/2008 |
Immortal |
the only girls that would join a channel called #sex would be infected sluts and hookers |
| 06/08/2008 |
Netz |
is everyone diseased or on drugs here? |
| 03/08/2008 |
femaleperson |
someone kindly explain to me why it is essential that every person I speak to know what size clothing i wear and precisely which suburb I live in |
| 17/07/2008 |
BuzzKillington |
Every woman is two drinks away from being bisexual |
| 30/06/2008 |
VeilSide |
prevent rape, say yes |
| 10/06/2008 |
mrdanger |
Angelic: if people on irc know your boyfriend, there's a good chance he's a loser |
| 07/06/2008 |
unique |
Were you a skank? |
| 07/05/2008 |
Primordial |
Aus girls are usually loose as jelly |
| 02/05/2008 |
invizzy |
i believe girls should do whatever they like and their boyfriends should get over it |
| 27/04/2008 |
Warumpi |
lots of bling means lack of thing |
| 23/04/2008 |
pumpkin |
you could slap me around like a tart all the way from the other side of melbourne |
| 19/04/2008 |
Sonia |
I remember Zoe29, she was a slut on the Peninsula |
| 06/04/2008 |
Chelle |
my opinion is the only one that matters |
| 12/04/2008 |
roCkeT |
men have a penis, irc girls have a penis too |
| 04/01/2008 |
JohnnyDrama |
is emo sex where you hold each other and cry? |
| 28/12/2007 |
Rowley |
sick of these "let's chat for 7 months before we have sex" bs online personal crap |
| 28/12/2007 |
ObeseLady4U |
you can stroll in my rolls any time Netz |
| 24/12/2007 |
Yayo |
vaginal flatulence is a result of intercourse with a small penis. |
| 22/12/2007 |
ShmapPoob |
No man has a dick long enough to penetrate the level of lard they were carrying |
| 10/12/2007 |
EoN |
Do girls actually know that almost EVERY guy they walk past is visualising lodging their shlong in any one of many possible orifii? |
| 21/10/2007 |
[infidelity] |
hi im an emo male who wears girl pants, that way when i get an erection it is out in the open for the world to see! |
| 06/08/2007 |
punchintheface |
As if SilkySara is actually a chick. It's probably a forty year old guy sitting in his urine soaked underwear...doing who knows what |
| 06/08/2007 |
Rubber_Monkey |
h0rny people are so violent and hostile |
| 06/08/2007 |
M249 |
goth girls are hot until you see them in daylight |
| 06/08/2007 |
Laura_Whora |
some guy asked if i would step on his gf |
| 24/07/2007 |
scantraxx |
i asume all girls on here are mentally retarted |
| 25/06/2007 |
C_Is_For_Cookie |
People can be such whores on cam |
| 21/06/2007 |
Daggett |
TAMPONS.... gotta love em but i can never eat a whole box |
| 12/06/2007 |
exquisiteRED |
i think the vast majority of women in the world would be suddenly a lot more into giving head if it had chocolate on the outside |
| 02/06/2007 |
LA_692 |
Nobody who comes on the internet is good looking |
| 29/05/2007 |
sexylegs |
Could all the lame despos stop msging me your not getting into my panties |
| 27/05/2007 |
pyrotek |
internet people are f*cken ugly. if they're not ugly on the outside then it's on the inside |
| 04/04/2007 |
Kaspa |
I'm illiterate |
| 09/04/2007 |
richard- |
hmm why would a guy with a ferrari waste his time in a crap chat room? |
| 29/03/2007 |
_AlexXx_16_m |
any WET girl here? |
| 03/03/2007 |
Bellatrix |
there is a HUGH contrast between Belle and i... she is a size 50000000 and im a size 6 |
| 11/02/2007 |
Gaby |
I have a life and I go out a fair bit |
| 11/02/2007 |
Crystaldreams |
is there anyone who's normal and not perverted to talk to? |
| 11/02/2007 |
GothGirl_911 |
i get all the weirdos with like mental issues that message me |
| 23/12/2006 |
Ice_man |
Just out of curiosity? Are there any chicks in here who give great head? |
| 26/11/2006 |
hot_913 |
girls are like phones. they like to be held, & talked to. but if you press the wrong button, you will be d.i.s.c.o.n.n.e.c.t.e.d |
| 24/11/2006 |
GeNuInE_ITaLn |
is belle like an irc whore? |
| 17/11/2006 |
Demandred |
skylines should come standard with no seatbelts that way we get rid of the f*ckwits |
| 16/11/2006 |
FireStalker |
19/m/melb lookin for anything that doesnt have a dick |
| 27/10/2006 |
Tim |
young internet chicks are such tarts |
| 29/10/2006 |
forsythia |
is belle the chunky one who get her tits out at a meet? |
| 13/10/2006 |
Chelle |
if i was married i wouldnt be on this shit |
| 13/10/2006 |
HOTguy |
ne girl wana chat here that isnt insecure and doesnt need an ego boost? |
| 24/07/2006 |
CrankyFlaps |
Every woman dreams of being bought like a cheap whore |
| 25/05/2006 |
JaD3d^^ |
sumone wanna chat who wont f*ck me then tel me to f*ck off coz im too fat pls? |
| 02/04/2006 |
BigKockDude |
the only hot chicks in here are the ones that have their heaters turned up on high |
| 26/02/2006 |
MaLe_SIut23-M |
Bouncing^Sim no one is msging you because everyone is sick of blonde, blue eyed babes with big tits. |
| 24/02/2006 |
Drone |
I watch about as much home and away as I watch gay porn. Every now and again I catch a few seconds of it, and I always feel dirty |
| 24/02/2006 |
JacQui` |
Im sick of getting the freaks as well. As soon as u f*cking enter u have f*ckers going a/s/l... bra size.. what fantasy do u want to act out tonight.. etc etc etc. I tell you, sad state of affairs. |
| 04/02/2006 |
Pretty_in_Pink |
why is it that as soon as a guy automatically assumes you are a female just by the nickname you use, they are on to you like flies to shit? |
| 04/02/2006 |
Chelle |
i dislike all those blonde bimbos and what they stand for |
| 10/11/2005 |
Urotsukidoji |
irc is about the only place where chicks outweigh guys on average |
| 20/10/2005 |
rachel_3 |
listen guys, I am so flooded, could only guys with pics of their cocks msg me? |
| 04/10/2005 |
V^V |
hot and very athletic and fit 92 yo stud with a walking stick looking for a hook up now |
| 01/10/2005 |
aethere`a |
welcome to austnet, where men are men, women are men and little girls are FBI agents |
| 10/09/2005 |
Sui |
why do people type 'lol' after everything they type? it's getting to the point that i'm expecting someone to say 'i just found out i have cancer lol!' or 'my grandpa just died lol!' |
| 30/08/2005 |
CommonSense |
the only economics women should be doing is home economics |
| 29/07/2005 |
italDUDE |
are there seriously any rich chicks in here? i dont want to work anymore? |
| 25/05/2005 |
Urotsukidoji |
im sure what she lacks in height she makes up for in girth...she is on irc after all |
| 20/06/2005 |
ManOfStuff |
if u want to be talked about on this channel, just flop your tits out for a camera |
| 15/05/2005 |
MR-328-CI |
my god im on a fat, i need a root, pls any females lol hurry b4 i blow in my pants.com.au |
| 26/03/2005 |
lucas1 |
do any girls in here enjoy the thrill of eating bananas? |
| 04/03/2005 |
Urotsukidoji |
unfortunately all too often the 18 in their nicks is in reference to their dress size |
| 19/11/2004 |
Every1is2Cool |
any uni chicks online? none of that western suburb crap |
| 28/09/2004 |
geekette |
WTF. that's not a SLOOD PARTY. they're not ugly |
| 18/09/2004 |
^Lister^ |
am i in some alternate reality where most of the idiots here speak some retard language? |
| 27/06/2004 |
john_howard |
any females here want to get their 3000 dollar baby bonus with me? |
| 21/06/2004 |
SoCCER-PLAYR |
any chicks in here interested in iron clothes and washing dishes message me |
| 13/06/2004 |
Chickie18 |
when is the best time to have sex to get pregnant? |
| 22/04/2004 |
kYrIE_ElEiSoN |
Is there anyone here who would like to converse about something other than bullshit, msg me |
| 13/04/2004 |
Dunefield |
there are women in here that would want to make you homosexual |
| 28/01/2004 |
L-Selective |
if you are tall blonde with big chest puppies and a good job msg me.. if you are short/fat/brunette/red-head or have crap job like maccas or supermarket don't bother |
| 09/01/2004 |
ignoreland |
clubs are good places for people that dont care about anything other than how you look |
| 07/01/2004 |
SkylineGTRguy |
hey ne one wanna talk - no fukn dumb airheads that go 'lol' every 2 secs either |
| 29/12/2003 |
D100 |
I have just had sex with another girl for the first time and want to tell someone about it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 20/11/2003 |
aRaDieL |
picking up most chix on here is really difficult... unless ur using a forklift |
| 15/11/2003 |
EviL_WaLrUs |
free entry to me bed tonight.... msg me if u want in |
| 15/11/2003 |
Initial^D |
f*ck this shit, more chances getting laid at the retirement home across the street |
| 31/10/2003 |
Sc00bY |
Any girls looking to wash a sexy car naked while i eat cashew nuts ?? |
| 29/10/2003 |
MsFlibble |
hey guys i just been asked to cyber if i remeber rightly thats sex isnt???? |
| 22/09/2003 |
The_Guy |
i'm a botanist...anybody fancy a root? |
| 23/02/2003 |
bshsrbthbtbe |
any hot bitches with an arse as hot as Kylies contact me now |
| 27/01/2003 |
Rendiew |
women are like "Hello, where are you from?". Guys are like "HELLO ROFL ASL PLZ FAGOT!!!" |
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